Your Business Card is Crap!
Posted by Scott
Hilarious, this guy is like the Tony Robbins of business cards or something. “It took me TWENTY—FIVE—YEARS to design this.” Link

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Hilarious, this guy is like the Tony Robbins of business cards or something. “It took me TWENTY—FIVE—YEARS to design this.” Link
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Carl says:
April 24, 2009 at 11:51 amwow…who the hell is this dude?! i bet he loves cocaine…
Mason Stewart says:
April 24, 2009 at 11:57 amHILARIOUS. Scrooge McDuck meets Jimmy Buffet meets Business Card Mafia. Thanks, Scott!
Karl Peterson says:
April 24, 2009 at 11:58 amHis name is Joel Bauer and he’s an “Infotainer”! His website: http://infotainer.com/infotainer/blog/about-joel/
Jesse says:
April 24, 2009 at 11:59 amfoil stamped, embossed, die cut and a pop up. words aren’t enough.
what about throwing a drop shadow in there somewhere? or is that to out-of -this-world?
I don’t do anything guaranteed. . .except shit a couple times a day and design 2nd rate business cards it would seem.
thelottery says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:05 pmWhat a perfect way to start the weekend.
Ramune says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:05 pmHilarious indeed! I wish I had twenty-five years to design my business cards. He spent all that money on his wild and crazy business cards and didn’t have any left for his website I guess.
gustaf says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:17 pmTruly awesome in every way. I mean, how can you argue with logic like that?
@botched
Robin Johansen says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:44 pmHilarious! And absolutely inspiring aswell, guess he is an amazing salesperson, so commited to his cause – allthough he didn’t really sell that idea to me though:)
NAVIS says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:47 pmI love this video. If only his haircut would be as awesome as his business cards. I bet he’d cut his own hair too.
Although his website is equally funny that Kari posted! The video is creepy as hell though.
North says:
April 24, 2009 at 12:55 pmHaha, I’m glad you posted this Scott, my branding identity teacher showed our class this gem a month ago.
“…it doesn’t fit in a rolodex, because it doesn’t belong in a rolodex.”
Frost says:
April 24, 2009 at 1:50 pmBusiness card: 25 years
Website: his 12 year old nephew and photoshop 7.
“If it doesn’t belong in a rolodex, it will probably be thrown out”
lol.
Bas says:
April 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm“Hilarious indeed! I wish I had twenty-five years to design my business cards. He spent all that money on his wild and crazy business cards and didn’t have any left for his website I guess.”
Hahaha.
The World Wide Web is only 16 years old, so he needs at least 9 more years to make his website impressive.
Ryan says:
April 24, 2009 at 2:57 pmoh the embossers.. the horror….. the horror
Daniel Carvalho says:
April 24, 2009 at 3:16 pmAh, I see this video made it to the website heh.
I really loved this video when I first saw it circulating around the Twittersphere, so much so, I downloaded it. Absolute classic, so entertaining.
Like others, I also ended up researching on Joel. How could you not after seeing a video like that?
Zach says:
April 24, 2009 at 4:10 pmWow…just wow…
I’m not even sure that…thing…qualifies as a business card any more, much less a well-designed business card. If anything, it’s more of a marketing piece. In any case, I’d still like to have one as a reminder of what I do not want to be as a designer. Thanks for sharing this Scott.
Tardlovski says:
April 24, 2009 at 6:58 pmhe forgot the lens flarez…
Angel says:
April 24, 2009 at 8:04 pmAhahah, when i was born he decided do to it… That’s funy !
Adam says:
April 25, 2009 at 12:19 amOh. My. God… Sold.
Alex N says:
April 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm“Life is not about being liked, its about being effective…”
He’s got “not being liked” down.
Alex says:
April 27, 2009 at 12:51 pmWhat’s a roladex?
Paulo says:
April 28, 2009 at 1:50 amHahaha he started design it when he was on his 20’s and finish only now for this interview, it toke a little time but he is unstoppable now. He reminds me of the American psyco…
Paulius Slivinskas says:
April 28, 2009 at 3:40 amWell it’s quite interesting “card” (looks like whole brochure), but i think that making a standart format business card is some kinda challenge for a designer. This guy has created a brochure with all that plane transformation things and other bling blings, loads of text. How difficult will be to use this card for a person? This squared card can’t fit into standart card holder, so i bet people won’t put this card somewhere in a pocket or else to have it all the time. 20 years of design leading to failure.
Danny Kim says:
May 11, 2009 at 4:11 pmLook at that subtle off-white coloring…the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark. I love when the music comes up when he reveals his card. Sounds like the Go-Go’s or something, haha.
Rick says:
November 10, 2009 at 1:58 pmIt’s a good thing this guy is in a video, I’m not sure I could take him in real life.
@Danny The song is Joan Jett and the Blackhearts – Love Is Pain (link to Lala.com http://bit.ly/1Pej2K )